jhameia:

jhameia:

zincfingers:

thordinson:aeromachia:sergeantprnz:

WHO NAMED THIS FLOWER

IT BARGES INTO ALL YOUR CONVERSATIONS

IT GIVES YOU A STUPID NICKNAME WHEN YOU’VE MET, LIKE, ONCE

IT WIGGLES ITS STAMENS AT YOU SUGGESTIVELY FOR NO REASON

IT IS: THE AGGRESSIVELY FORWARD BEARDED IRIS

#it’s the tony stark of flowers

in love with this flower oh my god

I just noticed the GUARANTEED TO GROW part of the label brb dying

I just needed this back on my dash.

(via brightlightgirl)

jessversus:

there’s still hope for the lazies.

(Source: wrong-url-motherfucker, via thelastexhaledangel)

(Source: h-e-f-f, via vovat)

(via vovat)

(Source: samuraifuckingfrog)

sofapizza:

go home pickles, you’re drunk.

(via whistlebait138)

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours, via boldandbeautiful)

adam430rk:

..And then the smoke got me! I got bronchitis! Ain’t nobody got time fo dat!

(Source: whendogmetdolphin, via grievous501)

starsrising:

On May 26th… (x)

(Source: feyminism)